150+ Funny Monday Quotes to Motivate You
Mondays, right? They can be a love-hate relationship.
But no matter where you stand, I’ve got something that will put a smile on your face at the beginning of the week: funny Monday quotes!
Are you someone who embraces Monday with open arms?
Or are you more of an “I’ll just hide under the covers” type? It seems like we all fall into one of these categories.
But you know what? It’s all good and perfectly normal!
Regardless of how you feel about Mondays, these funny and motivational Monday quotes are guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Whether you’re dealing with the Monday blues and in need of a good laugh, or simply in need of some motivation, going through these quotes and sayings will definitely brighten your day!
Monday Quotes
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
“I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.”
“May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
“Do something this Monday you will be proud of next Monday.”
“It’s a good week to have a good week.”
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.”
“I would sleep all day, but it’s Monday!”
“Monday mornings always remind me I’m not as happy as I thought I was.”
“I woke up on the wrong side of the day!”
“A beautiful morning rain on a Monday is all it takes to start my day right.”
“It’s another beautiful Monday morning to question all of my life choices.”
“Monday morning is when I remember that I have to go to work and I can’t keep living like this.”
“An alarm ringing on a Monday morning is a reminder of another dreaded week with a crazy day in it.”
“I’m trying to be positive, but it’s really hard when it’s Monday morning.”
“Monday morning is the start of another week of feeling like I’m in the wrong place.”
“I just realized that the weekend went too fast and I have to start all over again.”
“Monday morning is when I remember that I’m not quite where I want to be in life.”
“Monday always makes the morning person in me question their sanity.”
“I’m so tired I could sleep for a week. But it’s Monday morning, so I’ll just have to deal with it.”
“Monday morning is always a drag because it’s the start of a new week.”
“I needed to be grateful to be alive, so I said, ‘I am thankful for this morning but not Monday.'”
“I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.”
“Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?”
“I don’t hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Mondays.”
“If Monday mornings had a face, I’d punch it.”
“Be stronger than your excuses.”
“We’ll never know our full potential unless we push ourselves to find it.”
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”
“You can’t get where you want to be by remaining where you are.”
“The key to success is to start before you’re ready.”
“Be a rebel – enjoy Monday. Find a reason to like it.”
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week.”
“Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies an opportunity for something special to happen.”
“Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day. #MonSlay”
“The only bad Monday workout is the one that didn’t happen.”
“Good Morning! Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If Monday mornings had a face, I’d punch it.”
“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.”
“Monday is the day I start my diet… which lasts until Thursday.” “I think I was here last week.”
“Mondays are hard because you have to get up early and face the world.”
“Monday is the day I am most likely to take a nap.”
“Monday is the day I like to call ‘Intentional Suffering.”
“Monday is the start of the week, and I just can’t seem to get excited about it.”
“I’m not saying I hate you. What I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
“I’m not a fan of Mondays.”
“Thank God it’s Monday! Just because I have to be grateful.”
“Monday is the most boring day of the week. I don’t know how it made it to the list.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”
“I’m already feeling stressed out about the week ahead.”
“I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.”
“No matter how bad Monday is, remember: somebody, somewhere, is having a worse Monday than you.”
“My Monday is always a struggle because it’s the first day of the week.”
“Mondays are the worst because you have to start the week off with a positive attitude.”
“If Monday was a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and Thursday.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Thank God it’s Monday,” said no one ever.
“The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.”
“I would love Sunday if it didn’t handover to Monday; and Tuesday, if it didn’t take over!”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has ended and there are only a few more days until the next one.”
“Never make your favourite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.”
“I can and I will.”
“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”
“A year from now you’ll wish you had started today.”
“It’s been a long week.” – Me at 12 pm on Monday
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience!”
“That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.”
“I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.”
“May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.”
“Is it normal to be thinking about Friday at 8 am on a Monday? Asking for a friend.”
“With the right mindset, you can be just as happy on a Monday as you are on a Friday.”
“I coffee because Monday happens every week.”
“Can I get a Monday-sized coffee to go?”
“I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.”
“Weekend vibes on a Monday? Yes, please!”
“Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, coffee”
“That feeling when Monday hits you like a ton of bricks.”
“Okay, Monday. Let’s make a deal. You be good to me, I will be good to you.”
“Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.”
“Did you know that Mondays happen once a week?! Seems a bit excessive to me.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s Not Me – It’s You.”
“Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.”
“Monday? AGAIN?!”
“SMONDAY: The moment Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“I’m a Friday person living in a Monnday world.”
“Didn’t we just have a Monday like a week ago?!”
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago…”
“I’m just a girl standing in front of Monday, asking it to be Friday.”
“Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Last Friday Night’ on a Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?”
“A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.”
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday – blink – Monday”
“Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?”
“If Monday and Wednesday switched places, I think I’d still hate Monday.”
“What is your least favorite day of the week and why is it Monday?”
“Monday wouldn’t be so bad if it just didn’t happen every single week.”
“If Monday was a person, I’d punch it in the face.”
“If Monday was a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“If Monday was a shoe, they’d be Crocs.”
“If Monday was a haircut, it would be a mullet.”
“If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.”
“Dear Monday, go step on a lego.”
“In the sentence: ‘I love Monday’, the guy is crazy, retired, or on vacation.”
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.”
“I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Hello, Monday! Can I ask you a question? Why do you always come back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby or something?”
“I heard every day is a ‘gift’… Does anyone know where I can return Monday?”
“If someone mutters the words, ‘I love Monday’, they’re either crazy, retired, or on vacation.”
“The only good thing about a Monday is the sarcastic Facebook statuses of other Monday-haters. At least I’ve found my people.”
“Can someone create a day to place in between Sunday and Monday? Thanks.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Monday To-Dos: 1) Drink Coffee … Yup, that’s about it.”
“Monday is simply Friday Jr Jr Jr Jr… Friday the Fifth, if you will.”
“Is it too soon to countdown to Friday?”
“Monday, I will slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee.”
“Mondays should be optional.”
“Monday is so clingy. Do we have to see each other every single week?!”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.”
“Monday, go home. You’ve been canceled.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all week!”
“That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.”
“Mondays suck because you have to leave the party Saturday night and come back to work on Monday morning.”
“If I didn’t need money, my Mondays would have been gracious! Sadly, I need money; so, I have to wake up early and go to work!”
“Monday is the start of the work week, which means there are a few more days until the weekend… that ushers in another Monday!”
“I always try to start the first day of the week with a big smile on my face… because I love Mondays.”
“I always feel better on Monday mornings knowing that the weekend is over and I can get back to work… or at least that’s what I tell myself.”
“I go to work acting like everything is cool, but deep down, I hate Mondays! and everything isn’t cool.”
“Monday mornings are always a struggle, but I try to get through it by thinking about the positive things in my life… Like how it’s almost over and I can go back to bed.”
“I always try to start my week off on a positive note by doing something I enjoy on Monday morning… I have not found it, but I’m still looking.”
“Monday mornings are tough, but I always remind myself that it’s a new day and a new week to get things done… because I have no choice.”
“I can always get a good start to my week by doing something that makes me happy… like sleeping or watching Netflix all day, but I’d rather be working.”
“Monday morning is a new beginning and a beautiful opportunity to start my day off with a smile… even if I don’t feel like it!”
“No matter how bad Monday may seem at first, I always remind myself that it’s just one day and that there’s always tomorrow. Not so different, but it’s not Monday!”
“It’s Monday, and it’s a great day to be alive!”
“I know that Monday mornings are challenging, but I try to remind myself that it’s just another day and I can get through it… Obviously!”
“Monday is the start of the work week, which means I get to see my favorite people!”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday, which is super close to Thursday which is practically Friday. You got this!”
“Monday is the day to unleash the stamina build-up from the weekend!”
“New beginnings are available to all of us over 50 times a year… they’re called Mondays.”
“This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.”
“Let the wisdom of Monday show you why we have weekends.”
“There is always a miracle at the dawn of Monday; I’m alive!”
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!”
“Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have the recipe for phenomenal productivity.”
“Build a life where you don’t have to live for the weekend.”
“I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.”
“Monday’s are for go-getters! Be one!”
“Fresh day, fresh week, fresh start, fresh opportunities!”
“Do something you love so much that Mondays are your favorite day of the week!”
“Spend your weekends building a life where you love Mondays.”
“It’s Monday! Don’t forget to be awesome!”
“T.G.I.M”
“Mondays are like mini New Years! Get motivated!”
“Just another magic Monday!”
“Monday: negative thoughts not allowed.”
“Set a positive tone for your week with your first thought on Monday morning.”
“It is such a beautiful Monday to be optimistic about life.”
“Stop waiting for the day to change and change your perspective instead.”
“Mondays are only tough if you give them the power to be. Get positive!”
“When you live a life you love, it shouldn’t matter if it’s Monday or Friday.”
“Happy Monday! It’s a great day to be great.”
Thanks for checking out these funny Monday quotes!
Keep pushing.
Speak soon.
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